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yo runs here right from the domes of power since I was well promoted to join the editorial department of the Tallahassee Democrat. After almost winning a Pulitzer on the news side, I've come to realize one thing. You can't have too many guns. It says so right here in the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

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The way I look at it, the Second Amendment protects my right to exercise the First Amendment. You can't have too many guns. We have security right here at the Tallahassee Democrat. Yeah, right. You never know who might bust into my office and try to punch out an editorial writer.

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That's why I keep a Mac 10 semiautomatic handgun in the office. During season, I take my mighty Mactan home from the office to hunt squirrels and rattles. Linda loves those rabbits. When my guns at home, I wear a sword in the office. A lot of people think this sword is too short.

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Don't worry. The Second Amendment guarantees that I can have an extension sword. I'm not a violent person, but what happens if a bad guy, a crazed letter writer from Kalar? What about Claude Kirk. What about that guy that used to be? Charlie reads flunking. What about if they come here?

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I don't want to hurt him. Maybe just arrested. I'll make a citizen's arrest using my jaws of life risk plan. Yeah. How'd you like to have those snapped around you, buddy? Yo, I gotta go. I can't spend all my time talking about weapons. I've got to go back writing those editorials.

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Rational, coherent, persuasive. Dave, Happy birthday.