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they go back. So don't carry me too far away. You go line out because until that I got to stay. Yeah. Mhm. Tell you what. These plane trips are great, aren't they? Well, it beats walking. You know, there's nothing like a good economic trip. Economic development.

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That's what it's all about. Yeah. And, you know, we got in flight movies to think about economic development in Gainesville meeting all our constituents, 90,000 of them in the swamp. Give me Now, let's watch the upcoming previews for the movies. Mm. Mhm. Yeah. I can't believe this.

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Jeb's got more stuff on this website than the Republicans have gotten their budget. I got cold, buddy. Mhm. Mm hmm. Mm. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. I saw your friend first. That's who I dance with. Oh, yeah, I am. I glad to see you. I've been seeing this stuff about Jeb.

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He's on the website. I've seen him on TV. I've seen him at the unemployment office. The only place I've seen you is I know. I know. The milk carton. Well, let me just tell you something long. I've got things under control. It's coming off, especially if I could talk.

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It's coming. All right. Well, how about letting me How about showing me? But I'm gonna show you. Just watch. No. Yeah, thanks. This is what I wanted to show you. Just take a look. Yeah. So log in. This is my secret stealth campaign headquarters. I'd like to show you some of it.

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We're pretty impressed with it. This is our global positioning system, where we track every fundraiser that Jeb Bush has, And that's a very handy thing to have this over here is where they keep track of our field directors As I understand it, Karl Koch tells me this.

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He's my high tech guy. Yes, sir. This is where we can track the movements of every race. Your voter in the state at all times. We know where they are and we know what they're doing. Great. Anyway, we're tracking somebody, and then over here is absolutely voters.

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And where we keep track of absentee ballots very, very high tech. You see, we've got the time of Clyde's within a given moment. That's the case. Whenever you can hold the Jim Crow. Okay, go pretty impressive to me. And when I think all I had was a pair of walking shoes.

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Well, that's true. And a good running mate. Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Mm. Hey, that sounds like a good movie. Yeah. I can't wait till next fall. It's really gonna be good. I wonder who's going to play the boy. Wonder already Know who's going to play the Joker.

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Hey, let's wait for the next preview. You're absolutely perfect. You're what I need your savvy. The media will love you. You can raise money. People will be phenomenally surprised. You've absolutely got to do this. I'm so pleased that you're gonna be my running mate, is what makes love.

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Wait, wait. You can't believe you can't believe Now this would be perfect. What are you doing? Running away? Wait! Stop! Oh, look, look. It's a glass slipper. I need my footmen. Ah, my footman! It's Lippman! It's not Footman! My foot! Your most! My lippman, Footman! You got it?

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All right! Most high over a wonderful prince. Charming person Footmen go through the halls and find the person that fits the glass slipper. That is my running man Prince Charming or wonderful? Most royal personage. Ah, not bad. You did well. I'm off to the land of the possible.

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Alright, Just find the person that fits the glass slipper. Your Highness, I'm on my way. I shall return. Don't screw this up for me. Screw it up. Are you kidding me? You screw it up. Let it go. Salad Do lament trick a boola Bibbidi poverty pool.

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Put them together And what have you got? You know, I had a lot of respect for you, but I'm losing it rapidly. They you You used to be a navy Carmen, weren't you? Yes, sir. Now a woman's shoe on a pillow, Buddy, if this was a right shoe, I might be able to use it.

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Salad Doula means Menchaca boola room. But the thing I'm about that does the job is bibbidi bobbidi boo. Hold on, put them together and part of the duck. Uhh! Sorry. It's a right shoe. That's the reason why two lefts would make it to see if this is your fit.

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This I don't think so. Kaluga, Doula. Menchaca boola Bibbidi bobbidi boo! It'll do magic. Believe it or not, Liberty bobbidi boo. Now Saleh Gadola means a Menchaca boola room. But the thing I'm above that does the job is bibbidi bobbidi boo boos. Hold on. Put them together about it.

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Yeah, I've wanted to see how that show ended. Yeah, me too. You know, whenever I have a tough decision to make, I like to have a meeting with all of my friends. You don't mean a closed door meeting? Nah, I mean a mile high meeting. Whenever I need a ride to go somewhere, I call them the best airline around Airlock.

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I got so many friends, I can always call on one of my friends. Sometimes I get a little business done at the same time. Fly air Loughton. It's ready when I Yeah. People say you really trust your budget people. What is it about them that you like?

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Well, I don't know. They're just always right, you know, I don't know how the hell they do it. Their numbers always seem to come out right. It's almost like they've got some super duper machine. Or, you know, they got something. I've never seen them. They're always on the money.

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It's something very. I don't understand it. All right, guys, coming down to the wire here, we've got to make these key decisions for the governor Now I've gotten all the important units here, so of course we don't have criminal justice and environments been left out. It's just down to you all.

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Let's let's let's talk about intangibles first, Don. Um, wherever you stand on that, how much is this going to cost us? Well, Bob, we're not really sure, but we got some new forecasting software here that I think we can try out for this purpose. Okay? We'll give it.

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So it looks like that's that we can afford that. Alright, Paul. Governors trying to get more childcare money in there this year. What do you think we're gonna be able to cover his 80 million outlook is great. Another good job, Paul. Alright, we're getting into the really big issues now.

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We have to figure out what percentage of general revenue is going to education. Nancy, that's your call. You have to do it. Let's do it the way we always do it. Bob Sounds good. Ooh, baby. Alright, well, the next issue on the list here is the money for Miami.

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Whether or not we get any end, Do we even know who that governors? I mean, the mayor is going to be next month. What are your sources sale to say, Gail, you've been handling that problem. Well, I don't like calls, so let's see here. Says ask again later.

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We've been coming up with that same message now for weeks, our last issue, folks. Now, the governor has gotten a lot of criticism on air travel. We've got to make a decision about the air pool. Jane, that's in your unit. What's your call? Mm. Good question.

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Tough. Let's see me go to my favorite source here. Mm. Yeah. They look fresher than usual. See, does this have the lottery numbers on it? Lottery numbers done. I've never had this one before. It says, ask Bobby. What? All right. Okay. Well, we had some phone call.

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I'm expecting a call from D. R. I kind of mentoring and budgeting. Mhm. Okay, Bob, it's for you. Hello? Psychic friends in it were great. Great. No, I was I was really hoping to get your call. Thanks. Now I'll be right over, right. Wait by Governor.

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Uh, I was amazed at how you overcame Big tobacco. I think that's probably our biggest success. Uh, we really overcame the forces of darkness. Yeah. You mean the trial team? No, no, Big tobacco. Let me tell you how we really did that. Oh, mhm by the first one here.

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Okay. I ain't seen the Marlboro man yet. Well, son is getting a little low, but I guess we got time for him to get here. Mm. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah. Here it comes. Governor. It looks like it looks like it's the Marlboro Man on Joe Camel.

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You want me to pop him when he gets here? Nah. Uh huh. We get through the goat shape with ego wish even killed. No, that's the back of lobbyist small bird man. Man. Got to make a living somehow. These days, dying ain't much as a living man.

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I've come here to make a deal, Mr. Mhm. Set yourself right down. I think we might be able to make a deal worse. You've got to do a little something with them sleeves. I want my sleeves a little skin way up. Just pull them way back for me.

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My sleeves ain't much of your business, that's all. It's what you put in them sleeves. It might be some of my business. You got a reputation around here. Yeah. Did you bring your wallet back? A man? Yeah, I brought my wallet. What's a man got to do to get a drink around here?

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Just name your poison, partner. We got a little wild turkey. We got a little I W Mr. Jack Daniels. Hey, Missy, bring me a rattlesnake on the rocks. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mm. Big man to tackle the root beer that way. Little nervous. Aren't your partner? No, sir.

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Aren't you got a little shakes? No, sir. Did you show your hand? Did you bring your wallet? I brought my wallet. You ain't gonna have a chance to play with one hand partner, so you better play it right. There's $5 billion for you, and that's all I got.

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$5 million ain't gonna give you a chance to see these cards, partner. I got a little card here. That's called Rico. You know what Rico is? I met him. One racketeering statute. I met a Rico once. I shot him in the back. Yeah. Yeah. You know how I'm gonna prove, Rico.

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All right. How That camel of yours has got a little problem. He's a little in cotton All right, all right, all right. I know what incontinent is. Yeah, I went there once. Yeah, that camel of yours is leaking like a sill. We've got a few documents.

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Smell a little like that camel. See, the document here talks about the little tests that you ran. Marble Man talks about your tickets, Some of that putting a little of that monkey dust on some of them smokes. Give them to the kids on the playground. You know that monkey dust?

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You know what that is? I don't think I have. No, let's go after that. Like a bear goes after honey tree. We ain't talking bears now. Yeah, but we're talking about when we start talking about the monkey dust in the courtroom. I got $7 billion and I won't darken your doorway again.

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Mr. You ain't getting out of my door away from that. I got another little card here that's called triple damages. And it's all from another one of these little documents that that camel of yours has done Elite. Mm. You got anything else you want? You know, it's It's getting mighty cold in here.

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Yeah, throw a log on that. Their fire, which is gonna get a lot hotter here. You better sweeten the pot a little bit, Marlboro Man. Look, 11 1. You take it or we'll go to court. I'll tell you what, partner. We're going to court if you don't get 11 3 and get it down on that table right now.

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Yeah. All right. There's there's 11 2. I got no more. Mr. The pockets are empty. That's my final offer. You won. You won 11 to It's all yours. You can pick up at 11. To if you don't put another one with it, partner, I'll give you the last figure 11 to.

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And that's my final offer. Shoot that bad burn camel out there. All right? All right. Yeah. 11, 3. And that's all I got. 11, 3. Is it a deal? Is it a deal? I don't shake no back a man's hand. Just put the money down there.

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Let me see that thing there a minute. Mhm, man. You shot my camel. You shot Joe. Mr. I thought we had a deal. He got too close to the trial team. And that's the story of how we beat big tobacco. Well, that's an incredible story, Lawton.

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You ought to tell that story a lot more often. I think people would feel they got more out of government. Hey. Hey. What are you guys doing on the state plane? We told you, no more economic development trips. The press are all over us. That's it.

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How are we supposed to get around? Yeah, well, not all of us can walk. April. Hey, we've arranged transportation. I can't afford a carriage. But you look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. I quit my Chris. Yeah. Yeah, It will be a stuff, Yeah.